Megavegivendus crassicorpa

“Thick-bodied giant vegetable-seller”
Kingdom
Microsynthera
Phylum
Plasticae
Class
Occlupanida
Order
Orthogonidectes
Family
Haplognathidae
Genus
Megavegivendus
Species
crassicorpa (Martyn, 1997)
External morphology

Second oral groove bursting out of aboral region like a tiny Quato. Size is a whopping 56 mm x 43 mm.

This is without a doubt the biggest occlupanid ever found. While definitely a haplognathid, the huge size and bizarre features leave much to the imagination. Specimens have only been collected from urban farmer’s markets.